Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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