Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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