I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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