he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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