i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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