Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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