we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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