he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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