And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just puked most of my soul out..
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