Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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