Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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