it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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