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Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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