She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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