I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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