And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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