with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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