Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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