I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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