Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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