i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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