my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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