I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
there was a trapeze. enough said
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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