we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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