yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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