My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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