i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Damn victory sex feels great
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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