That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
