: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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