Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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