How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Houston, we have a blender
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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