I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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