you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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