I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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