ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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