Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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