im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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