There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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