Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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