'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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