it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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