She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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