just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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