you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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