Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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