Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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