Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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