i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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