and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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