The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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