You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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