Rock
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Fuck
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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