Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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