Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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