do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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