I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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