I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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